If you are not using your smile , then you are a person with million dollars in the bank having no cheque book.
Judge: Why you broke into his house in the day?
Thief: Because I am Night guard in the night.
Ek sardar dost ke ghar se uth ke apny ghar janay laga. Bahir shadeed barish ho rahi thi.
Dost : aaj maray pas he reh jao bahir barish bohat hai. Main tumhara bistra laga daita hoon.
Sardar: ok
Dost ne bistra lagaya aur dekha sardar gayb hai. Ghante bad sardar beegta, kanpta hoa aya
Dost: sardar ji kahan gay the
Sardar: o ji main zara ghar gia tha ky main aaj nahi aon ga.
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